Shittay Day Designs

Shittay Day Designs

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FLAT RATE SHIPPING $5.95 / FREE SHIPPING ON ORDERS OF $50 NO CODE REQUIRED / NEW OFFER! BUY 4 OR MORE COASTERS AND GET 10% OFF THE BUNDLE AND A FREE TABLE COASTER HOLDER AUTOMATICALLY ADDED AT CHECKOUT

CALL YOUR MOM - FUNNY PINSTRIPED MOUSE PAD

CALL YOUR MOM - FUNNY PINSTRIPED MOUSE PAD

CALL YOUR MOM - FUNNY PINSTRIPED MOUSE PAD

$8.99 USD

Wire bound notebook with graduation design featuring a pink grad cap and rolled diploma with a pink bow, pink gradient background with yellow stars and text "what? like it's hard? featured on a pink background

GRAD WHAT? LIKE IT'S HARD SASSY WIRE BOUND JOURNAL

GRAD WHAT? LIKE IT'S HARD SASSY WIRE BOUND JOURNAL

$15.99 USD

Graduation-themed keychain with "What? Like it's Hard?" text and a pink grad cap, degree rolled with pink ribbon, and yellow starbursts. Keychain has a yellow tassel. Image is featured on a blue background.

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WHAT? LIKE IT'S HARD? GRAD 2026 LIGHT WEIGHT METAL KEYCHAIN

WHAT? LIKE IT'S HARD? GRAD 2026 LIGHT WEIGHT METAL KEYCHAIN

$4.99 USD $5.99 USD

'WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE' PETITE SUCCULENT FLOWER POT, ROCK POTS, FUNNY, PUNNY

'WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE' PETITE SUCCULENT FLOWER POT, ROCK POTS, FUNNY, PUNNY

'WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE' PETITE SUCCULENT FLOWER POT, ROCK POTS, FUNNY, PUNNY

$14.99 USD

A white luggage tag with graduation design and "so the adventure begins 2026" text with a name customization option on a bright green background.

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CLASS OF 2026 AND SO THE ADVENTURE BEGINS LUGGAGE TAG / GIFT CARD HOLDER - FOR THE GRADS

CLASS OF 2026 AND SO THE ADVENTURE BEGINS LUGGAGE TAG / GIFT CARD HOLDER - FOR THE GRADS

$11.99 USD $12.99 USD

'BLOOM WHERE YOU ARE PLANTED' PETITE SUCCULENT FLOWER POT

'BLOOM WHERE YOU ARE PLANTED' PETITE SUCCULENT FLOWER POT

'BLOOM WHERE YOU ARE PLANTED' PETITE SUCCULENT FLOWER POT

$14.99 USD

'BLOOM WHERE YOU ARE PLANTED' PETITE SUCCULENT FLOWER POT, PINK AND GREEN

'BLOOM WHERE YOU ARE PLANTED' PETITE SUCCULENT FLOWER POT, PINK AND GREEN

'BLOOM WHERE YOU ARE PLANTED' PETITE SUCCULENT FLOWER POT, PINK AND GREEN

$14.99 USD

Dramatic Exit Marquee | Cardcor™ Greetings — aluminum keepsake card designed as a marquee-lit exit sign with purple, red, and gold design. Card+Decor by Shittay Day Designs.

DRAMATIC EXIT MARQUEE | CARDCOR™ GREETINGS (CARD+DECOR)

DRAMATIC EXIT MARQUEE | CARDCOR™ GREETINGS (CARD+DECOR)

$9.99 USD

Notebook with 'Kiss My Class Goodbye 2026' bold letter text on a pinstriped. the notebook is wire bound and shows a black elastic band closure. The image is featured on a bright pink background.

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KISS MY CLASS GOODBYE GRAD 2026 WIRE BOUND JOURNAL

KISS MY CLASS GOODBYE GRAD 2026 WIRE BOUND JOURNAL

$12.99 USD $15.99 USD

Blue gradient oval shaped keychain with "Go Do Epic Shit" bold white text and small yellow stars. The Keychain has a yellow tassel. Image is featured on a bright yellow background.

GO DO EPIC SH*T LIGHT WEIGHT METAL KEYCHAIN

GO DO EPIC SH*T LIGHT WEIGHT METAL KEYCHAIN

$5.99 USD

Pale lavender graduation inspired oval shaped keychain with "Class of 2026" bold multi colored tie dye text . The Keychain has a yellow tassel. Image is featured on a bright pink background

TIE DYE CLASS OF 2026 LIGHT WEIGHT METAL KEYCHAIN

TIE DYE CLASS OF 2026 LIGHT WEIGHT METAL KEYCHAIN

$5.99 USD

Graduation-themed Navy Blue oval shaped keychain with "Class of 2026" gold text and a grad cap and rolled degree image. The Keychain has a yellow tassel. Image is featured on a bright green background.

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CLASSIC GRAD 2026 LIGHT WEIGHT METAL KEYCHAIN

CLASSIC GRAD 2026 LIGHT WEIGHT METAL KEYCHAIN

$4.99 USD $5.99 USD

Notebook with "2026" bold gold text on light blue background with grad caps, rolled degrees and confetti swirls patterned design. The notebook is wire bound and shows a red elastic band closure. The image is featured on an green background.

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GRAD 2026 CONGRATS WIRE BOUND JOURNAL

GRAD 2026 CONGRATS WIRE BOUND JOURNAL

$12.99 USD $15.99 USD

Notebook with "Go Do Epic Shit" bold white text on a textured look blue background with gold stars. The notebook is wire bound and shows a blue elastic band closure. The image is featured on an orange background.

GO DO EPIC SH*T SWEARY AND SASSY WIRE BOUND JOURNAL

GO DO EPIC SH*T SWEARY AND SASSY WIRE BOUND JOURNAL

$15.99 USD

Notebook with "Balance" text in bold black, sitting on thick green vertical lines. A large pink spotted wild feline is walking on the top of the letters. The notebook is wire bound and shows a pink elastic band closure. The image is featured on an yellow background.

BALANCE BOLD AND SASSY WIRE BOUND JOURNAL

BALANCE BOLD AND SASSY WIRE BOUND JOURNAL

$15.99 USD

White waffle weave kitchen towel with funny college advice, yellow stars and paper airplanes. Advice text "Be Safe, Have Fun, Don't do stupid shit, Text your Mom, Make good choices, work hard". On a green background.

COLLEGE ADVICE PROCLAMATION KITCHEN / HAND TOWEL

COLLEGE ADVICE PROCLAMATION KITCHEN / HAND TOWEL

$13.99 USD

Aluminum keepsake Cardsign depicting the Illustration of a monkey with his hands on his forehead ona floral background. Shown on a pink colorblock for merchandising.

I JUST CAN'T EVEN KEEPSAKE CARDSIGN GREETINGS

I JUST CAN'T EVEN KEEPSAKE CARDSIGN GREETINGS

$9.99 USD

COFFEE-BECAUSE ADULTING IS HARD CARDSIGN GREETINGS

COFFEE-BECAUSE ADULTING IS HARD CARDSIGN GREETINGS

COFFEE-BECAUSE ADULTING IS HARD CARDSIGN GREETINGS

$9.99 USD

YOU'RE AWESOME-KEEP THAT SH*T UP CARDSIGN GREETINGS

YOU'RE AWESOME-KEEP THAT SH*T UP CARDSIGN GREETINGS

YOU'RE AWESOME-KEEP THAT SH*T UP CARDSIGN GREETINGS

$9.99 USD

COSMIC SPARKLE-POWERED TIME-TRAVELING UNICORN KITTEN CARDSIGN GREETINGS

COSMIC SPARKLE-POWERED TIME-TRAVELING UNICORN KITTEN CARDSIGN GREETINGS

COSMIC SPARKLE-POWERED TIME-TRAVELING UNICORN KITTEN CARDSIGN GREETINGS

$9.99 USD

Go Do Epic Shit | Cardcor™ Greetings — aluminum keepsake motivational card with bold text on a blue gradient background, merchandised on an hot pink background. Card+Decor by Shittay Day Designs.

GO DO EPIC SHIT | CARDCOR™ GREETINGS (CARD+DECOR)

GO DO EPIC SHIT | CARDCOR™ GREETINGS (CARD+DECOR)

$9.99 USD

Happy Birthday, You Don't Look a Day Over Fine as F*ck | Cardcor™ Greetings — aluminum keepsake birthday card with cake and candles design on a yellow background. Card+Decor by Shittay Day Designs.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, YOU DON'T LOOK A DAY OVER FINE AS F*CK | CARDCOR™ GREETINGS (CARD+DECOR)

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, YOU DON'T LOOK A DAY OVER FINE AS F*CK | CARDCOR™ GREETINGS (CARD+DECOR)

$9.99 USD

Celebrate the Small Things & Eat the Cake | Cardcor™ Greetings — aluminum keepsake card with cupcake design on an orange background. Card+Decor by Shittay Day Designs.

CELEBRATE THE SMALL THINGS & EAT THE CAKE | CARDCOR™ GREETINGS (CARD+DECOR)

CELEBRATE THE SMALL THINGS & EAT THE CAKE | CARDCOR™ GREETINGS (CARD+DECOR)

$9.99 USD

WTF, Over | Cardcor™ Greetings — aluminum keepsake greeting card with CB radio design on a green background. Card+Decor by Shittay Day Designs.

WTF, OVER | CARDCOR™ GREETINGS (CARD+DECOR)

WTF, OVER | CARDCOR™ GREETINGS (CARD+DECOR)

$9.99 USD

Mistakes Were Made | Cardcor™ Greetings — aluminum keepsake greeting card with cartoon character sawing a branch they're sitting on, on a blue background. Card+Decor by Shittay Day Designs.

MISTAKES WERE MADE | CARDCOR™ GREETINGS (CARD+DECOR)

MISTAKES WERE MADE | CARDCOR™ GREETINGS (CARD+DECOR)

$9.99 USD

Dramatic Exit Marquee | Cardcor™ Greetings — aluminum keepsake card designed as a marquee-lit exit sign with purple, red, and gold design. Card+Decor by Shittay Day Designs.

DRAMATIC EXIT MARQUEE | CARDCOR™ GREETINGS (CARD+DECOR)

DRAMATIC EXIT MARQUEE | CARDCOR™ GREETINGS (CARD+DECOR)

$9.99 USD

Let That Sh*t Go | Cardcor™ Greetings — aluminum keepsake card with floral buddha design and circular text, merchandised on a bright green background. Card+Decor by Shittay Day Designs.

LET THAT SH*T GO | CARDCOR™ GREETINGS (CARD+DECOR)

LET THAT SH*T GO | CARDCOR™ GREETINGS (CARD+DECOR)

$9.99 USD

Motivational metal cardsign front with text 'GO DO EPIC SHIT, congrats class of 2026' on a blue gradient background with stars. Merchandised an an orange background

GRADUATION - GO DO EPIC SHIT CARDSIGN GREETINGS

GRADUATION - GO DO EPIC SHIT CARDSIGN GREETINGS

$9.99 USD

Aluminum Keepsake Cardsign with bold text "Be Nice Or Leave" on metallic and black brick background. Note that this is the "non sweary version"

BE NICE OR LEAVE CARDSIGN GREETINGS NON SWEARY VERSION

BE NICE OR LEAVE CARDSIGN GREETINGS NON SWEARY VERSION

$9.99 USD

Aluminum Keepsake Cardsign with bold text "Be Nice Or Fucking Leave" on metallic and black brick background.

BE NICE OR F*CKING LEAVE CARDSIGN GREETINGS

BE NICE OR F*CKING LEAVE CARDSIGN GREETINGS

$9.99 USD

GIANT PRICKLY CACTUS CARDSIGN GREETINGS

GIANT PRICKLY CACTUS CARDSIGN GREETINGS

GIANT PRICKLY CACTUS CARDSIGN GREETINGS

$9.99 USD

NOT SO SWEET CANDY HEARTS CARDSIGN GREETINGS

NOT SO SWEET CANDY HEARTS CARDSIGN GREETINGS

NOT SO SWEET CANDY HEARTS CARDSIGN GREETINGS

$9.99 USD

'CAN'T TOUCH THIS' PETITE SUCCULENT/ CACTI FLOWER POT, ROCK POTS, FUNNY, PUNNY

'CAN'T TOUCH THIS' PETITE SUCCULENT/ CACTI FLOWER POT, ROCK POTS, FUNNY, PUNNY

'CAN'T TOUCH THIS' PETITE SUCCULENT/ CACTI FLOWER POT, ROCK POTS, FUNNY, PUNNY

$14.99 USD

COSMIC SPARKLE-POWERED TIME-TRAVELING UNICORN KITTEN CARDSIGN GREETINGS

COSMIC SPARKLE-POWERED TIME-TRAVELING UNICORN KITTEN CARDSIGN GREETINGS

COSMIC SPARKLE-POWERED TIME-TRAVELING UNICORN KITTEN CARDSIGN GREETINGS

$9.99 USD

CALM YOUR TITS FUNNY SARCASTIC BIRDS STICKY NOTE PAD

CALM YOUR TITS FUNNY SARCASTIC BIRDS STICKY NOTE PAD

CALM YOUR TITS FUNNY SARCASTIC BIRDS STICKY NOTE PAD

$4.50 USD

Mistakes Were Made | Cardcor™ Greetings — aluminum keepsake greeting card with cartoon character sawing a branch they're sitting on, on a blue background. Card+Decor by Shittay Day Designs.

MISTAKES WERE MADE | CARDCOR™ GREETINGS (CARD+DECOR)

MISTAKES WERE MADE | CARDCOR™ GREETINGS (CARD+DECOR)

$9.99 USD

WTF, Over | Cardcor™ Greetings — aluminum keepsake greeting card with CB radio design on a green background. Card+Decor by Shittay Day Designs.

WTF, OVER | CARDCOR™ GREETINGS (CARD+DECOR)

WTF, OVER | CARDCOR™ GREETINGS (CARD+DECOR)

$9.99 USD

Celebrate the Small Things & Eat the Cake | Cardcor™ Greetings — aluminum keepsake card with cupcake design on an orange background. Card+Decor by Shittay Day Designs.

CELEBRATE THE SMALL THINGS & EAT THE CAKE | CARDCOR™ GREETINGS (CARD+DECOR)

CELEBRATE THE SMALL THINGS & EAT THE CAKE | CARDCOR™ GREETINGS (CARD+DECOR)

$9.99 USD

'I CAN'T HEAR YOU' EYEGLASSES HOLDER, CONVENIENT, FOR DESK, NIGHTSTAND, COUNTER

'I CAN'T HEAR YOU' EYEGLASSES HOLDER, CONVENIENT, FOR DESK, NIGHTSTAND, COUNTER

'I CAN'T HEAR YOU' EYEGLASSES HOLDER, CONVENIENT, FOR DESK, NIGHTSTAND, COUNTER

$10.99 USD

'JUST RESTING MY EYES' EYEGLASSES HOLDER, CONVENIENT, FOR DESK, NIGHTSTAND, COUNTER

'JUST RESTING MY EYES' EYEGLASSES HOLDER, CONVENIENT, FOR DESK, NIGHTSTAND, COUNTER

'JUST RESTING MY EYES' EYEGLASSES HOLDER, CONVENIENT, FOR DESK, NIGHTSTAND, COUNTER

$10.99 USD

'BLOOM WHERE YOU ARE PLANTED' PETITE SUCCULENT FLOWER POT, PINK AND GREEN

'BLOOM WHERE YOU ARE PLANTED' PETITE SUCCULENT FLOWER POT, PINK AND GREEN

'BLOOM WHERE YOU ARE PLANTED' PETITE SUCCULENT FLOWER POT, PINK AND GREEN

$14.99 USD

'HOT GIRLS WEAR GLASSES' EYEGLASSES HOLDER, CONVENIENT, FOR DESK, NIGHTSTAND, COUNTER (Copy) (Copy) (Copy)

'HOT GIRLS WEAR GLASSES' EYEGLASSES HOLDER, CONVENIENT, FOR DESK, NIGHTSTAND, COUNTER (Copy) (Copy) (Copy)

'HOT GIRLS WEAR GLASSES' EYEGLASSES HOLDER, CONVENIENT, FOR DESK, NIGHTSTAND, COUNTER (Copy) (Copy) (Copy)

$10.99 USD

EVIL PLANS FUNNY MAGNETIC NOTEPAD

EVIL PLANS FUNNY MAGNETIC NOTEPAD

EVIL PLANS FUNNY MAGNETIC NOTEPAD

$7.99 USD

SOMETIMES GOOD MOMS SAY BAD WORDS SASSY BIB APRON WITH POCKET - PINK

SOMETIMES GOOD MOMS SAY BAD WORDS SASSY BIB APRON WITH POCKET - PINK

SOMETIMES GOOD MOMS SAY BAD WORDS SASSY BIB APRON WITH POCKET - PINK

$21.99 USD

F*CKERY & NONSENSE SASSY ATTITUDE MAGNETIC PLANNER NOTEPAD

F*CKERY & NONSENSE SASSY ATTITUDE MAGNETIC PLANNER NOTEPAD

F*CKERY & NONSENSE SASSY ATTITUDE MAGNETIC PLANNER NOTEPAD

$8.99 USD

SWEARING HELPS TO-DO LIST MAGNETIC NOTEPAD

SWEARING HELPS TO-DO LIST MAGNETIC NOTEPAD

SWEARING HELPS TO-DO LIST MAGNETIC NOTEPAD

$8.99 USD

BAD IDEAS FUNNY MAGNETIC NOTEPAD

BAD IDEAS FUNNY MAGNETIC NOTEPAD

BAD IDEAS FUNNY MAGNETIC NOTEPAD

$7.99 USD

FRESH SARCASM SERVED DAILY SASSY BIB APRON WITH POCKETS - RED

FRESH SARCASM SERVED DAILY SASSY BIB APRON WITH POCKETS - RED

FRESH SARCASM SERVED DAILY SASSY BIB APRON WITH POCKETS - RED

$21.99 USD

F*CK-OFF-EE CERAMIC MUG HOT PINKY-ORANGE

F*CK-OFF-EE CERAMIC MUG HOT PINKY-ORANGE

F*CK-OFF-EE CERAMIC MUG HOT PINKY-ORANGE

$14.99 USD

CALL YOUR MOM - FUNNY PINSTRIPED MOUSE PAD

CALL YOUR MOM - FUNNY PINSTRIPED MOUSE PAD

CALL YOUR MOM - FUNNY PINSTRIPED MOUSE PAD

$8.99 USD

WICKED CHICKENS PROCLAMATION KITCHEN TOWEL

WICKED CHICKENS PROCLAMATION KITCHEN TOWEL

WICKED CHICKENS PROCLAMATION KITCHEN TOWEL

$13.99 USD

A white luggage tag with graduation design and "so the adventure begins 2026" text with a name customization option on a bright green background.

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CLASS OF 2026 AND SO THE ADVENTURE BEGINS LUGGAGE TAG / GIFT CARD HOLDER - FOR THE GRADS

CLASS OF 2026 AND SO THE ADVENTURE BEGINS LUGGAGE TAG / GIFT CARD HOLDER - FOR THE GRADS

$11.99 USD $12.99 USD

Wire bound notebook with graduation design featuring a pink grad cap and rolled diploma with a pink bow, pink gradient background with yellow stars and text "what? like it's hard? featured on a pink background

GRAD WHAT? LIKE IT'S HARD SASSY WIRE BOUND JOURNAL

GRAD WHAT? LIKE IT'S HARD SASSY WIRE BOUND JOURNAL

$15.99 USD

RESPECTFULLY CERAMIC COASTER

RESPECTFULLY CERAMIC COASTER

RESPECTFULLY CERAMIC COASTER

$6.99 USD

F*CK OFF SLEEP MASK

F*CK OFF SLEEP MASK

F*CK OFF SLEEP MASK

$14.00 USD

CALM YOUR TITS FUNNY SARCASTIC BIRDS STICKY NOTE PAD

CALM YOUR TITS FUNNY SARCASTIC BIRDS STICKY NOTE PAD

CALM YOUR TITS FUNNY SARCASTIC BIRDS STICKY NOTE PAD

$4.50 USD

'F*CK IF I KNOW' GEL JOTTER PENS 4-PACK COLLECTIONS FUNNY SWEARY SARCASTIC

'F*CK IF I KNOW' GEL JOTTER PENS 4-PACK COLLECTIONS FUNNY SWEARY SARCASTIC

'F*CK IF I KNOW' GEL JOTTER PENS 4-PACK COLLECTIONS FUNNY SWEARY SARCASTIC

$12.00 USD

COSMIC SPARKLE-POWERED TIME-TRAVELING UNICORN KITTEN CARDSIGN GREETINGS

COSMIC SPARKLE-POWERED TIME-TRAVELING UNICORN KITTEN CARDSIGN GREETINGS

COSMIC SPARKLE-POWERED TIME-TRAVELING UNICORN KITTEN CARDSIGN GREETINGS

$9.99 USD

EXCUSE ME WHILE I LOOK FOR WHO THE F*CK ASKED YOU CERAMIC COASTER

EXCUSE ME WHILE I LOOK FOR WHO THE F*CK ASKED YOU CERAMIC COASTER

EXCUSE ME WHILE I LOOK FOR WHO THE F*CK ASKED YOU CERAMIC COASTER

$6.99 USD

JUST BREATH SWEARY GEL JOTTER PEN SET - 3 PACK

JUST BREATH SWEARY GEL JOTTER PEN SET - 3 PACK

JUST BREATH SWEARY GEL JOTTER PEN SET - 3 PACK

$9.00 USD

A LITTLE THING CALLED WHAT THE F*CK I WANT; NOT SO 'SWEET' HEART CERAMIC MUG

A LITTLE THING CALLED WHAT THE F*CK I WANT; NOT SO 'SWEET' HEART CERAMIC MUG

A LITTLE THING CALLED WHAT THE F*CK I WANT; NOT SO 'SWEET' HEART CERAMIC MUG

$17.99 USD

F*CK IT CERAMIC COASTER

F*CK IT CERAMIC COASTER

F*CK IT CERAMIC COASTER

$6.99 USD

NONE TO GIVE CERAMIC COASTER

NONE TO GIVE CERAMIC COASTER

NONE TO GIVE CERAMIC COASTER

$6.99 USD

HERE FOR THE TEA CERAMIC COASTER

HERE FOR THE TEA CERAMIC COASTER

HERE FOR THE TEA CERAMIC COASTER

$6.99 USD

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INNER VOICE COLLECTION

INNER VOICE COLLECTION

'NOT SO SWEET' HEARTS COLLECTION

'NOT SO SWEET' HEARTS COLLECTION

CARDCOR™ (CARD+DECOR) KEEPSAKE ALUMINUM GREETING CARDS

CARDCOR™ (CARD+DECOR) KEEPSAKE ALUMINUM GREETING CARDS

GRAD SEASON

GRAD SEASON

STATIONERY & OFFICE

STATIONERY & OFFICE

HANDY IN THE KITCHEN

HANDY IN THE KITCHEN

PETITE PLANTERS AND ROCK POTS

PETITE PLANTERS AND ROCK POTS

WEARABLE SHIT; T-SHIRTS & MORE

WEARABLE SHIT; T-SHIRTS & MORE

MUGS, CUPS, & TUMBLERS

MUGS, CUPS, & TUMBLERS

SASSY PACKS: TOTES, BAGS, TAGS & POUCHES

SASSY PACKS: TOTES, BAGS, TAGS & POUCHES

BONE-AFIDE PERSONALITY MAGNETS

BONE-AFIDE PERSONALITY MAGNETS

COASTERS

COASTERS

VERY SWEARY

VERY SWEARY

BEST SELLERS

BEST SELLERS

Intentional design

Delight in whimsy. Made with purposeful playfulness.

Giving Back

A Portion of Sales will be donated to The Good Fairy Dust Fund 501(c)(3) to support spreading acts of kindness.

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Be advised, products may contain profanity and are intended for mature audiences. Every effort has been made to blur profanity on the website product pages. If preferred, many items have an option to customize by omitting offensive language. All Shittay Day Designs products are intended for good hearted and well intended humor. We will never condone hate speech, violence, or racism of any kind.

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