ALL MY HEXES LIVE IN TEXAS- HILARIOUS 100% COTTON CANVAS LARGE TOTE
All my hexes live in Texas. Coincidence? We think not. 🔮✨
Our "All My Hexes Live in Texas" cotton canvas tote is the perfect blend of witchy vibes and petty energy. Whether you're talking about mystical curses or your terrible taste in cowboys (or both—no judgment), this tote speaks your truth. Because sometimes the best revenge is living well... and carrying a hilarious bag that calls out an entire state.
Whether you're grocery shopping with attitude, hitting up the farmer's market for fresh herbs (for cooking... or spells), or just living your best life, this convenient multitasker tote is your perfect companion. Ideal for witches with a sense of humor, anyone who's sworn off dating Texans, and people who appreciate a good pun with a side of chaos.
Why you'll love this spellbinding carry-all:
- Premium Pigment-dyed gusseted 100% cotton canvas with reinforced stitching—strong enough to withstand both your witchcraft and your wrath
- Roomy 14.75" H x 19.5" W x 5" D size when fully expanded (14.75" H x 14.75" W x 5" D (non expanded) —big enough for your crystals, tarot cards, sage, and a voodoo doll or two (allegedly)
- Long 26" handles for comfortable shoulder carrying while you manifest better life choices
- Hilarious double meaning design—let people wonder if you're a witch, scorned, or both
Handmade by Shittay Day Designs, Made in USA
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