Protect Your Furniture. Express Your Inner Voice. Repeat.

Welcome to the coaster collection that does double duty—saving your coffee table from water rings while serving up a healthy dose of humor, sarcasm, and the occasional well-placed expletive. These aren't just functional pieces of cork and ceramic; they're conversation starters, mood boosters, and tiny declarations of your personality that happen to catch condensation.

Collect them all, mix and match, or gift them to friends who appreciate a good laugh with their beverage of choice.

ADD 4 OR MORE COASTERS TO YOUR CART AND RECEIVE AN AUTOMATIC 10% BUNDLE DISCOUNT AND A FREE COASTER HOLDER

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  • RESPECTFULLY CERAMIC COASTER

    RESPECTFULLY CERAMIC COASTER

    RESPECTFULLY CERAMIC COASTER

    $6.99
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  • HERE FOR THE TEA CERAMIC COASTER

    HERE FOR THE TEA CERAMIC COASTER

    HERE FOR THE TEA CERAMIC COASTER

    $6.99
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  • F*CK IT CERAMIC COASTER

    F*CK IT CERAMIC COASTER

    F*CK IT CERAMIC COASTER

    $6.99
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  • I ENUNCIATE CLEARLY CERAMIC COASTER

    I ENUNCIATE CLEARLY CERAMIC COASTER

    I ENUNCIATE CLEARLY CERAMIC COASTER

    $6.99
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  • BAD F*CKING DECISIONS ARE NOT GOING TO MAKE THEMSELVES CERAMIC COASTER

    BAD F*CKING DECISIONS ARE NOT GOING TO MAKE THEMSELVES CERAMIC COASTER

  • NONE TO GIVE CERAMIC COASTER

    NONE TO GIVE CERAMIC COASTER

    NONE TO GIVE CERAMIC COASTER

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  • TALK TO MYSELF CERAMIC COASTER

    TALK TO MYSELF CERAMIC COASTER

    TALK TO MYSELF CERAMIC COASTER

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  • NOT TODAY, SATAN CERAMIC COASTER

    NOT TODAY, SATAN CERAMIC COASTER

    NOT TODAY, SATAN CERAMIC COASTER

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  • I DO NOT SUGARCOAT SH*T CERAMIC COASTER

    I DO NOT SUGARCOAT SH*T CERAMIC COASTER

    I DO NOT SUGARCOAT SH*T CERAMIC COASTER

    $6.99
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  • NO SUGARCOATING CERAMIC COASTER Non Sweary Version

    NO SUGARCOATING CERAMIC COASTER Non Sweary Version

    NO SUGARCOATING CERAMIC COASTER Non Sweary Version

    $6.99
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  • THE HELL I WON'T CERAMIC COASTER

    THE HELL I WON'T CERAMIC COASTER

    THE HELL I WON'T CERAMIC COASTER

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  • WHAT TIME? CERAMIC COASTER

    WHAT TIME? CERAMIC COASTER

    WHAT TIME? CERAMIC COASTER

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  • STIRRING SH*T UP! CERAMIC COASTER

    STIRRING SH*T UP! CERAMIC COASTER

    STIRRING SH*T UP! CERAMIC COASTER

    $6.99
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  • STIRRING STUFF UP! CERAMIC COASTER NON SWEARY

    STIRRING STUFF UP! CERAMIC COASTER NON SWEARY

    STIRRING STUFF UP! CERAMIC COASTER NON SWEARY

    $6.99
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  • I SEIZED THE WRONG DAMN DAY CERAMIC COASTER

    I SEIZED THE WRONG DAMN DAY CERAMIC COASTER

    I SEIZED THE WRONG DAMN DAY CERAMIC COASTER

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  • I SEIZED THE WRONG DANG DAY CERAMIC COASTER Non Sweary Version

    I SEIZED THE WRONG DANG DAY CERAMIC COASTER Non Sweary Version

  • YOUR CRAZY IS SHOWING CERAMIC COASTER

    YOUR CRAZY IS SHOWING CERAMIC COASTER

    YOUR CRAZY IS SHOWING CERAMIC COASTER

    $6.99
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  • YOUR CRAZY IS SHOWING CERAMIC COASTER Non Sweary Version

    YOUR CRAZY IS SHOWING CERAMIC COASTER Non Sweary Version

    YOUR CRAZY IS SHOWING CERAMIC COASTER Non Sweary Version

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  • I MATCH ENERGY, SO HOW WE GONNA ACT TODAY? SASSY CERAMIC COASTER

    I MATCH ENERGY, SO HOW WE GONNA ACT TODAY? SASSY CERAMIC COASTER

  • EXCUSE ME WHILE I LOOK FOR WHO THE F*CK ASKED YOU CERAMIC COASTER

    EXCUSE ME WHILE I LOOK FOR WHO THE F*CK ASKED YOU CERAMIC COASTER

  • LET'S DRINK AND TALK SH*T CERAMIC COASTER

    LET'S DRINK AND TALK SH*T CERAMIC COASTER

    LET'S DRINK AND TALK SH*T CERAMIC COASTER

    $6.99
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