EXCUSE ME WHILE I LOOK FOR WHO THE FUCK ASKED YOU CERAMIC COASTER

🎤 *record scratch* *freeze frame*

You're probably wondering how this coaster ended up on your coffee table. Well, buckle up buttercup, because this isn't your grandma's drink holder (unless your grandma is savage AF).

Meet your new favorite conversation piece: The "Excuse Me While I Look For Who The F*ck Asked You" Ceramic Coaster – part of our wildly popular Inner Voice Collection, where we say the quiet part LOUD.

This retro-vibed beauty is what happens when vintage aesthetics meet modern-day "I have zero chill" energy. It's the coaster equivalent of that friend who always has your back and isn't afraid to tell someone to sit down and shut up.

Why this coaster is about to become your personality:

• 🎨 Retro design that screams "I'm classy but I'll cut you"
• 🛡️ Protects your furniture from water rings AND unwanted opinions
• 😏 Perfect for when Karen starts talking and you need a visual aid
• 🎁 Makes an A+ gift for your brutally honest bestie
• ☕ Pairs beautifully with coffee, wine, or the tears of people who can't mind their business
• 💪 Durable ceramic construction – because quality matters when you're being petty
• 🍑 Cork backing keeps surfaces safe while you serve sass

Specs for these rebel coasters:

• 4" square ceramic coaster
• Vibrant, fade-resistant design
• Cork backing (let it dry completely after washing before use)
• Hand wash only – this level of attitude requires gentle care

Pro tip: Place strategically during family dinners, work meetings, or any gathering where someone might need a gentle reminder that their input wasn't requested.

⚠️ Fair Warning: This coaster may cause spontaneous laughter, knowing nods, and the sudden urge to buy one for everyone you know. Side effects include increased confidence and a mysterious ability to shut down unsolicited advice.

🎨 Handmade with love (and a little bit of attitude) by Shittay Day Designs. Each piece has slight variations that make it uniquely yours – like your personality, but in coaster form. Ceramic blanks made in China, sass added in-house.

*The actual product shows the full uncensored glory – no blurred words here, we're all adults.*

Disclaimer: We are not responsible for any shocked faces, pearl-clutching, or sudden improvements in your personal boundaries. Use responsibly (or don't, we're not your mom).