Retro vibe ceramic coaster with a stylized illustration of a woman holding a coffee cup and sarcastic funny text 'Honey, I'm Not Willy Wonka, I Do Not Sugarcoat Stuff' on a red and white abstract candy striped background.

NO SUGARCOATING CERAMIC COASTER Non Sweary Version

$6.99 USD
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Retro vibe ceramic coaster with a stylized illustration of a woman holding a coffee cup and sarcastic funny text 'Honey, I'm Not Willy Wonka, I Do Not Sugarcoat Stuff' on a red and white abstract candy striped background.

NO SUGARCOATING CERAMIC COASTER Non Sweary Version

$6.99 USD
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Some people sugarcoat. You? You tell it like it is.

This coaster is for those who believe honesty is the best policy – even when it stings a little. Whether you're delivering hard truths at the office or keeping your friends grounded in reality, this coaster's got your back (and your table).

Protects your surfaces while you protect the truth. Because someone's gotta keep it real, and it might as well be you.

Explore our additional Inner Voice Coasters to complete your collection, or consider gifting for the perfect way to say I see you, and don't forget to add your personal gift message at check out.

Looking for the sweary version? Check out "I Am Not F*cking Willy Wonka, I Do Not Sugarcoat Sh*t" – same energy, more profanity.

Specs:

  • 4" square ceramic coaster
  • Vibrant, fade-resistant design
  • Cork backing (let it dry completely after washing before use)
  • Hand wash only – this level of honesty requires gentle care

🎨 Handmade with love (and a little bit of attitude) by Shittay Day Designs. Any slight variations just make it uniquely yours – like your personality, but in coaster form. Ceramic blanks made in China, sass added in-house.

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