Your desk called. It wants a personality

Let's be real—working from home means nobody can judge your desk décor except your cat, and frankly, Mr. Whiskers has seen worse. Because sometimes you need a coffee mug that perfectly captures your Monday mood, a mousepad that makes you snort-laugh during spreadsheet hell, or a notebook that eloquently tells the world exactly how you feel about that 5pm "quick connect". This is your carefully curated collection of smile inducing, funny, often inappropriate, delightfully sarcastic, and unapologetically NSFW office essentials that say what we're all thinking but can't say on Zoom.

Perfect for:

  • People who've muted themselves to scream into the void
  • Anyone who's ever wanted to throw their laptop out a window (but settled for passive-aggressive desk accessories instead)
  • Gifting to coworkers who appreciate humor darker than their coffee
  • Reminding yourself that if you don't laugh, you'll cry

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  • CALL YOUR MOM - FUNNY PINSTRIPED MOUSE PAD

    CALL YOUR MOM - FUNNY PINSTRIPED MOUSE PAD

    CALL YOUR MOM - FUNNY PINSTRIPED MOUSE PAD

    $8.99
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  • GRAD WHAT? LIKE IT'S HARD SASSY WIRE BOUND JOURNAL

    GRAD WHAT? LIKE IT'S HARD SASSY WIRE BOUND JOURNAL

    GRAD WHAT? LIKE IT'S HARD SASSY WIRE BOUND JOURNAL

    $15.99
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  • JUST BREATH SWEARY GEL JOTTER PEN SET - 3 PACK

    JUST BREATH SWEARY GEL JOTTER PEN SET - 3 PACK

    JUST BREATH SWEARY GEL JOTTER PEN SET - 3 PACK

    $9.00
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  • 'F*CK IF I KNOW' GEL JOTTER PENS 4-PACK COLLECTIONS FUNNY SWEARY SARCASTIC

    'F*CK IF I KNOW' GEL JOTTER PENS 4-PACK COLLECTIONS FUNNY SWEARY SARCASTIC

  • F*CK THIS, THAT, OFF FUNNY SARCASTIC STICKY NOTE PAD

    F*CK THIS, THAT, OFF FUNNY SARCASTIC STICKY NOTE PAD

    F*CK THIS, THAT, OFF FUNNY SARCASTIC STICKY NOTE PAD

    $4.50
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  • CALM YOUR TITS FUNNY SARCASTIC BIRDS STICKY NOTE PAD

    CALM YOUR TITS FUNNY SARCASTIC BIRDS STICKY NOTE PAD

    CALM YOUR TITS FUNNY SARCASTIC BIRDS STICKY NOTE PAD

    $4.50
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  • NAMASTE B*TCHES JOURNAL

    NAMASTE B*TCHES JOURNAL

    NAMASTE B*TCHES JOURNAL

    $11.99
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  • TAKING NOTES FUNNY STEALING MUSIC NOTES NOTEPAD WITH MAGNET OPTION

    TAKING NOTES FUNNY STEALING MUSIC NOTES NOTEPAD WITH MAGNET OPTION

  • 'I CAN'T HEAR YOU' EYEGLASSES HOLDER, CONVENIENT, FOR DESK, NIGHTSTAND, COUNTER

    'I CAN'T HEAR YOU' EYEGLASSES HOLDER, CONVENIENT, FOR DESK, NIGHTSTAND, COUNTER

  • 'JUST RESTING MY EYES' EYEGLASSES HOLDER, CONVENIENT, FOR DESK, NIGHTSTAND, COUNTER

    'JUST RESTING MY EYES' EYEGLASSES HOLDER, CONVENIENT, FOR DESK, NIGHTSTAND, COUNTER

  • 'HOT GIRLS WEAR GLASSES' EYEGLASSES HOLDER, CONVENIENT, FOR DESK, NIGHTSTAND, COUNTER

    'HOT GIRLS WEAR GLASSES' EYEGLASSES HOLDER, CONVENIENT, FOR DESK, NIGHTSTAND, COUNTER

  • F*CKERY & NONSENSE SASSY ATTITUDE MAGNETIC PLANNER NOTEPAD WITH MAGNET OPTION

    F*CKERY & NONSENSE SASSY ATTITUDE MAGNETIC PLANNER NOTEPAD WITH MAGNET OPTION

  • EVIL PLANS FUNNY MAGNETIC NOTEPAD WITH MAGNET OPTION

    EVIL PLANS FUNNY MAGNETIC NOTEPAD WITH MAGNET OPTION

    EVIL PLANS FUNNY MAGNETIC NOTEPAD WITH MAGNET OPTION

    $7.99
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  • BAD IDEAS FUNNY MAGNETIC NOTEPAD WITH MAGNET OPTION

    BAD IDEAS FUNNY MAGNETIC NOTEPAD WITH MAGNET OPTION

    BAD IDEAS FUNNY MAGNETIC NOTEPAD WITH MAGNET OPTION

    $7.99
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  • SWEARING HELPS TO-DO LIST MAGNETIC NOTEPAD WITH MAGNET OPTION

    SWEARING HELPS TO-DO LIST MAGNETIC NOTEPAD WITH MAGNET OPTION

  • NOTES & SH*T FUNNY SARCASTIC MAGNETIC NOTEPAD WITH MAGNET OPTION

    NOTES & SH*T FUNNY SARCASTIC MAGNETIC NOTEPAD WITH MAGNET OPTION

  • KISS MY CLASS GOODBYE GRAD 2026 WIRE BOUND JOURNAL

    KISS MY CLASS GOODBYE GRAD 2026 WIRE BOUND JOURNAL

    KISS MY CLASS GOODBYE GRAD 2026 WIRE BOUND JOURNAL

    $12.99
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  • GO DO EPIC SH*T SWEARY AND SASSY WIRE BOUND JOURNAL

    GO DO EPIC SH*T SWEARY AND SASSY WIRE BOUND JOURNAL

    GO DO EPIC SH*T SWEARY AND SASSY WIRE BOUND JOURNAL

    $15.99
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  • GRAD 2026 CONGRATS WIRE BOUND JOURNAL

    GRAD 2026 CONGRATS WIRE BOUND JOURNAL

    GRAD 2026 CONGRATS WIRE BOUND JOURNAL

    $12.99
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  • LET THAT SH*T GO SASSY AND SWEARY WIRE BOUND JOURNAL

    LET THAT SH*T GO SASSY AND SWEARY WIRE BOUND JOURNAL

    LET THAT SH*T GO SASSY AND SWEARY WIRE BOUND JOURNAL

    $15.99
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  • BALANCE BOLD AND SASSY WIRE BOUND JOURNAL

    BALANCE BOLD AND SASSY WIRE BOUND JOURNAL

    BALANCE BOLD AND SASSY WIRE BOUND JOURNAL

    $15.99
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  • CALL YOUR MOM - FUNNY KALEIDOSCOPE MOUSE PAD

    CALL YOUR MOM - FUNNY KALEIDOSCOPE MOUSE PAD

    CALL YOUR MOM - FUNNY KALEIDOSCOPE MOUSE PAD

    $8.99
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  • WHAT FRESH HELL AWAITS ME TODAY? FUNNY SARCASTIC MOUSE PAD

    WHAT FRESH HELL AWAITS ME TODAY? FUNNY SARCASTIC MOUSE PAD

    WHAT FRESH HELL AWAITS ME TODAY? FUNNY SARCASTIC MOUSE PAD

    $8.99
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  • SPREADING F*CKERY LIKE JAM ON TOAST FUNNY SWEARY MOUSE PAD

    SPREADING F*CKERY LIKE JAM ON TOAST FUNNY SWEARY MOUSE PAD

    SPREADING F*CKERY LIKE JAM ON TOAST FUNNY SWEARY MOUSE PAD

    $8.99
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