YOU CAN'T HANDLE MY BAGGAGE LUGGAGE TAG

This luggage tag is for everyone who comes with a little extra—and we're not just talking about overpacked suitcases.

Whether you're a seasoned traveler with layers of complexity (and matching luggage sets), a frequent flyer whose personal history requires its own cargo hold, or just someone who knows their baggage—both literal and metaphorical—is a lot to unpack, this tag is your perfectly playful travel companion in unapologetic honesty. It's the perfect accessory for anyone whose suitcase is a metaphor and whose carry-on comes with emotional weight limits.

Why you'll love this hilariously bold travel essential:

• Cheeky "You can't handle my baggage" messaging—a fair warning to fellow travelers and potential romantic interests
• 4.13" x 2.76" size—compact enough for your luggage, bold enough to set boundaries
• Bold multi-color swirl print—easy to spot and as complex and layered as your backstory
• Front design with back ID card pocket—because identifying your baggage is easier than unpacking it
• Comes with both black plastic strap AND leather buckle loop—attachment options for commitment-phobes and over-packers alike

Handmade with care by Shittay Day Designs. Slight variations add to the unique charm. Tags are made of premium PU faux leather and a healthy dose of self-aware humor. Tag blanks made in China, baggage disclaimers added in the USA.