SPREADING F*CKERY LIKE JAM ON TOAST FUNNY SWEARY MOUSE PAD

Because chaos is an art form, and you're Picasso with a butter knife.

Some people spread joy. Some spread kindness. You? You spread f*ckery like jam on toast – generously, unapologetically, and with a certain je ne sais quoi that keeps things interesting. This bright, bold mouse pad celebrates your unique talent for stirring the pot while looking absolutely fabulous doing it.

Whether you're clicking through emails with barely concealed mischief or gaming your way through another chaotic Tuesday, this mouse pad gets you. Embrace your inner agent of chaos – the world's more fun with a little f*ckery anyway.

Why you need this masterpiece:

• Vivid, eye-catching colors that match your chaotic energy
• Available in Standard (23.8cm X 20cm X .2cm thick) or Premium Plush (23.4cm X 19.7cm X .6cm thick) – because even troublemakers deserve comfort
• Perfect conversation starter for your desk (HR might have questions, but that's on-brand for you)
• Ideal for anyone who's ever been told they're "a lot" and took it as a compliment

Care instructions: Spot clean with mild detergent, air dry only. (Unlike your reputation, this mouse pad is easy to maintain.)

Handmade by Shittay Day Designs. Features art by The Rebel Society. Mouse pad blanks made in China