SANTA-YOU AIN'T GETTING SH*T CARDSIGN GREETINGS

Santa's Naughty List Just Got Real

Forget coal—this year, Santa's bringing the TRUTH. This hilarious cardsign greeting features jolly old St. Nick with a brutally honest message: "HO-HO-HO, YOU AIN'T GETTING SH*T."

Perfect for:

• Your friend who's been extra naughty this year (and knows it)
• Anyone who appreciates dark holiday humor
• That family member who always asks what they're getting for Christmas
• Stocking stuffers that'll make everyone laugh (or gasp)

This isn't your grandma's Christmas card—unless your grandma has a wicked sense of humor. 

• Aluminum construction - Tougher than Santa's judgment. These cards outlast paper and your chances of getting off the naughty list
• Fully personalized - Add your own message. Something like "Better luck next year" or "You know what you did" hits just right
• Actually displayable - Comes with a magnet back or cardboard stand so they can proudly display their naughty list status on their desk, fridge, or wherever they plot their redemption arc
• Arrives in a card envelope - Gift-ready and sneaky. They'll think it's a regular holiday card until—BAM—it's a permanent reminder of their questionable life choices
• Upgrade available - Snag the metal card stand for maximum desk presence and holiday roasting energy

Handmade by Shittay Day Designs. Swear word will not be blurred on card received.