COFFEE-BECAUSE ADULTING IS HARD CARDSIGN GREETINGS

Coffee: Because Adulting Is Hard ☕💪

Let's be real—adulting is basically just Googling how to do stuff and hoping for the best. Bills, responsibilities, small talk with neighbors... it's exhausting. Thank goodness for coffee, the magical bean juice that makes it all slightly more tolerable.

This card is perfect for the caffeine-dependent, the perpetually tired, the "don't talk to me before my coffee" crowd, or anyone who's ever wondered how their parents made this whole adult thing look so easy. Send it for birthdays, promotions, "congrats on surviving another week," or just because someone needs a laugh with their latte.

What Makes This Caffeinated Card Special:

• Aluminum construction - Tougher than Monday mornings. These cards outlast paper faster than you can say "double shot espresso"
• Fully personalized - Add your own message on the back. Something like "You're brew-tiful" or "Thanks a latte" (we won't judge your puns)
• Actually displayable - Comes with a magnet back and cardboard stand so they can keep this truth bomb on their desk, fridge, or coffee station as a daily reminder
• Arrives in a card envelope - Gift-ready and sneaky. They'll think it's a regular card until—SURPRISE—it's a permanent mood
• Upgrade available - Snag the metal card stand for maximum coffee bar aesthetic

Handmade by Shittay Day Designs.