NOW YOU'VE DONE IT, NEW HOME MORTGAGE CONGRATS CARDSIGN GREETINGS

Congratulations! Now You've Gone and Done It

Welcome to homeownership, where the American Dream comes with a 30-year payment plan and a sudden obsession with interest rates.

This brutally honest housewarming card celebrates that beautiful moment when someone signs their life away to become a homeowner. Because nothing says "adulting" quite like mortgage payments that'll outlast most Hollywood marriages. But hey, at least it's THEIR mortgage, right?

Perfect for your friend who just bought their first house (and is about to discover what a sump pump is), your sibling who's trading rent for a mortgage (spoiler: it's more), or anyone who's officially joined the homeowners association of perpetual home improvement projects. Send it to say congrats on the new house, the new debt, and the new relationship with their lender that'll last longer than most friendships.

What Makes This New Home Card Special:

• Aluminum construction - More permanent than their down payment felt. These cards outlast paper and that initial excitement about yard work
• Fully personalized - Add your own message on the back. Something like "Worth every penny!" or "Welcome to the money pit!" hits just right
• Actually displayable - Comes with a magnet back or cardboard stand so they can proudly display it in their new kitchen, home office, or next to their stack of mortgage statements
• Arrives in a card envelope - Gift-ready and hilariously honest. The perfect way to say "I'm so happy for you and your decades of debt"
• Upgrade available - Snag the metal card stand for maximum desk presence and permanent reminder of their financial commitment

Handmade by Shittay Day Designs.