NOT SO SWEET CANDY HEARTS CARDSIGN GREETINGS

It may LOOK like a sweet Valentine, but look closer...

Those candy hearts aren't whispering sweet nothings—they're screaming sweet NOTHINGS. "Swipe Left." "Meh." "No Time." "Ew, Cupid." This is the card you give your friend who thinks Valentine's Day is a corporate conspiracy and romance is overrated. Make them laugh with the most honest Valentine they'll ever receive.

Perfect for your perpetually single friend who's thriving, your bestie who rolls their eyes at couples, or anyone who'd rather celebrate Discount Chocolate Day on February 15th. Send it to say "I love you, but we both know this holiday is bullshit" or "Happy Anti-Valentine's Day, you beautiful cynic."

What Makes This Anti-Valentine Card Special:

• Aluminum construction - Lasts longer than most relationships and all those chalky candy hearts combined
• Fully personalized - Add your own message on the back. Something like "Love you, but Valentine's Day is dumb" or "You're my favorite cynic" hits just right
• Actually displayable - Comes with a magnet back or cardboard stand so they can showcase their Valentine's Day cynicism year-round
• Arrives in a card envelope - Gift-ready and hilariously honest. 
• Upgrade available - Snag the metal card stand for maximum desk presence 

Handmade by Shittay Day Designs.