NOT SO SWEET CANDY HEARTS | Cardcor™ Greetings — aluminum keepsake card with snarky anti-Valentine candy hearts design, merchandised on a bold background. Card+Decor by Shittay Day Designs.

NOT SO SWEET CANDY HEARTS | CARDCOR™ GREETINGS (CARD+DECOR)

CARDCOR™ GREETINGS (CARD+DECOR) $9.99
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NOT SO SWEET CANDY HEARTS | Cardcor™ Greetings — aluminum keepsake card with snarky anti-Valentine candy hearts design, merchandised on a bold background. Card+Decor by Shittay Day Designs.

NOT SO SWEET CANDY HEARTS | CARDCOR™ GREETINGS (CARD+DECOR)

It May LOOK Like a Sweet Valentine. Look Closer. 🍬

Those candy hearts aren't whispering sweet nothings — they're screaming sweet NOTHINGS. "Swipe Left." "Meh." "No Time." "Ew, Cupid." This is the card you give your friend who thinks Valentine's Day is a corporate conspiracy and romance is overrated.

Perfect for your perpetually single friend who's thriving, your bestie who rolls their eyes at couples, or anyone who'd rather celebrate Discount Chocolate Day on February 15th. Send it to say "I love you, but we both know this holiday is bullsh*t."

Signs of Trouble — for the beautiful cynics who see right through it.

Why Cardcor?

  • It's a card, personalized your way — add your own message on the back, write it yourself, or let us type it. Arrives gift-ready in a card envelope.
  • It's decor — aluminum construction, display-ready design, built to last
    • Magnet backing included — stick it on any magnetic surface instantly
    • Cardboard easel stand included — prop it on a desk, shelf, or counter right out of the envelope
    • Upgrade to a metal easel stand — sleek black metal for a more polished, permanent display (available as an add-on)
  • It's a keepsake — no more guilt-tossing. This one sticks around.
  • It's got personality — bold, witty, and unapologetically Shittay Day

Handmade by Shittay Day Designs.

Find your sign. Give something worth keeping.

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