IF I EVER GET RABIES YOU ARE HIGH ON MY BITIN' LIST - HILARIOUS 100% COTTON CANVAS LARGE TOTE

The genius of plausible deniability.

Our "If I Ever Get Rabies" cotton canvas tote perfectly captures the art of the conditional threat: looking innocent on the outside while maintaining a very specific list on the inside. Featuring a design that says "I'm not saying I'm gonna bite you... I'm just saying you're ranked," this tote is for everyone who's ever held a grudge with an asterisk.

Whether you're grocery shopping while mentally updating The List, running errands after someone left you hanging on plans, or just carrying your stuff while plotting hypothetical revenge, this tote gets you.

Spite with a footnote—it's called being prepared.

Why you'll love this passive-aggressive carry-all:

• Premium pigment-dyed gusseted 100% cotton canvas—built to handle your conditional rage
• Roomy 14.75" H x 19.5" W x 5" D size when fully expanded (14.75" H x 14.75" W x 5" D non-expanded)—plenty of space for all your stuff and your ranked list of grievances
• Long 26" handles for comfortable shoulder carrying while you maintain plausible deniability
• Hilariously specific design—because what are they gonna do? Get mad? It's CONDITIONAL.

Handmade by Shittay Day Designs, Made in USA