CUPID'S GOT JOKES CARDSIGN GREETINGS

Love is in the air! Just kidding—Cupid's over it. This year, the little cherub of romance has had enough of your nonsense and is serving up a one-finger salute instead of heart-shaped arrows. If love is blind, Cupid's definitely flipping off whoever made that decision.

Cupid's Got Jokes (And Attitude) 💘🖕

This card is perfect for your single friend who's done with dating apps, your partner who appreciates anti-romantic humor, the Valentine's Day hater in your life, or anyone who thinks Cupid can take his arrows and shove 'em. 

What Makes This Rebellious Cupid Card Special:

• Aluminum construction - Tougher than your last relationship. These cards outlast paper and your faith in true love
• Fully personalized - Add your own message on the back. Something like "Love stinks" or "You're my favorite disaster" hits just right
• Actually displayable - Comes with a magnet back or cardboard stand so they can proudly display their anti-Valentine spirit on their desk, fridge, or wherever they plot their revenge on romance
• Arrives in a card envelope - Gift-ready and sneaky. They'll think it's a sweet Valentine until—BAM—it's Cupid with major attitude
• Upgrade available - Snag the metal card stand for maximum desk presence and anti-romance energy

Handmade by Shittay Day Designs.