SPREADING F*CKERY LIKE JAM ON TOAST CARDSIGN GREETINGS

Some people spread joy. Some spread kindness. You? You spread chaos, confusion, and a healthy dose of "what the hell just happened?" And honestly, we respect the commitment. You're out here living your best chaotic life, one questionable decision at a time, smooth and consistent like butter on warm toast.

Spreading Fuckery Like Jam on Toast 🍞✨

This card is perfect for your partner-in-crime, your chaos coordinator friend, the coworker who makes every meeting interesting, or anyone who's mastered the art of stirring the pot with style. Send it for birthdays, "thanks for the entertainment," apologies (kind of), or just to acknowledge someone's special talent for making life spicy.

What Makes This Deliciously Chaotic Card Special:

• Aluminum construction - Tougher than your reputation. These cards outlast paper and your ability to stay out of trouble
• Fully personalized - Add your own message on the back. Something like "Never change" or "You're my favorite disaster" hits just right
• Actually displayable - Comes with a magnet back or cardboard stand so they can proudly display their chaos credentials on their desk, fridge, or wherever they plot their next shenanigans
• Arrives in a card envelope - Gift-ready and sneaky. They'll think it's a regular card until—BAM—it's a permanent badge of honor
• Upgrade available - Snag the metal card stand for maximum desk presence and chaos energy

Handmade by Shittay Day Designs. Art featured by The Rebel Society. Swear word will not be blurred on card received.