COLLEGE ADVICE PROCLAMATION KITCHEN / HAND TOWEL

The only parent advice reminder you actually need, now in towel form!

This waffle weave microfiber towel is basically your mom's voice in your dorm kitchen, gently reminding you to make good choices while you clean up last night's questionable decisions. Super absorbent for spills, tears, and the occasional "I can't believe I did that" moment. Perfect for college apartments, dorm rooms, or anywhere young adults need a gentle nudge toward not being complete disasters. Because sometimes the best advice comes from the most unexpected places—like your dish towel.

• 16" x 24" waffle weave microfiber that soaks up spills and bad decisions
• Features essential college survival tips: be safe, text your mom, have fun, don't do stupid shit, make good choices, work hard
• Machine washable (unlike your reputation after finals week)
• Quick-drying and lint-free, because you've got enough problems

Handmade item by Shittay Day Designs—any slight variations in pattern add to the unique charm and make it one of a kind