White waffle weave kitchen towel with funny college advice, yellow stars and paper airplanes. Advice text "Be Safe, Have Fun, Don't do stupid shit, Text your Mom, Make good choices, work hard". On a green background.

COLLEGE ADVICE PROCLAMATION KITCHEN / HAND TOWEL

$13.99 USD
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White waffle weave kitchen towel with funny college advice, yellow stars and paper airplanes. Advice text "Be Safe, Have Fun, Don't do stupid shit, Text your Mom, Make good choices, work hard". On a green background.
  • White waffle weave kitchen towel with funny college advice, yellow stars and paper airplanes. Advice text "Be Safe, Have Fun, Don't do stupid shit, Text your Mom, Make good choices, work hard". On a green background.
  • White waffle weave kitchen towel with funny college advice, yellow stars and paper airplanes. Advice text "Be Safe, Have Fun, Don't do stupid shit, Text your Mom, Make good choices, work hard". On a green background.
  • White waffle weave kitchen towel with funny college advice, yellow stars and paper airplanes. Advice text "Be Safe, Have Fun, Don't do stupid shit, Text your Mom, Make good choices, work hard". On a green background.
  • White waffle weave kitchen towel with funny college advice, yellow stars and paper airplanes. Advice text "Be Safe, Have Fun, Don't do stupid shit, Text your Mom, Make good choices, work hard". On a green background.
  • White waffle weave kitchen towel with funny college advice, yellow stars and paper airplanes. Advice text "Be Safe, Have Fun, Don't do stupid shit, Text your Mom, Make good choices, work hard". On a green background.
  • White waffle weave kitchen towel with funny college advice, yellow stars and paper airplanes. Advice text "Be Safe, Have Fun, Don't do stupid shit, Text your Mom, Make good choices, work hard". On a green background.
COLLEGE ADVICE PROCLAMATION KITCHEN / HAND TOWEL

COLLEGE ADVICE PROCLAMATION KITCHEN / HAND TOWEL

$13.99 USD
$13.99 USD
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The only college advice reminder they actually need, now in towel form.

This waffle weave microfiber towel is basically Mom's voice in the dorm kitchen, reminding your favorite college student to be safe, text home, make good choices, and avoid doing stupid shit. It handles spills, tears, and questionable decisions while serving up the kind of advice that somehow sounds better coming from a dish towel.

The Details:

  • 16" x 28" waffle weave microfiber
  • Absorbent, quick-drying, lint-free, and long-lasting
  • Features college survival advice: Be Safe, Have Fun, Don't Do Stupid Shit, Text Your Mom, Make Good Choices, and Work Hard
  • Machine washable

Handmade by Shittay Day Designs — variations in pattern make each one unique.

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