'CAN'T TOUCH THIS' PETITE SUCCULENT/ CACTI FLOWER POT, ROCK POTS, FUNNY, PUNNY

When MC Hammer lyrics meets prickly plants. Admit it, you are already singing it!

This pot comes with serious '90s energy and zero apologies. "CAN'T TOUCH THIS" serving up that classic lyrical reference with a botanical twist. It's the perfect double meaning: you literally can't touch a cactus without regretting it, and this pot's got that untouchable swagger that'll make your shelf game legendary. 

The Rock Pots collection is all about bringing music puns to your shelf, desk, or windowsill. Each ceramic planter features clever wordplay that'll make music lovers grin and plant people groan (in the best way). These aren't just planters—they're conversation starters, desk accessories with personality, and the perfect gift for anyone who appreciates a good pun as much as a good playlist.

The Details (Because Even Puns Need Specs):

• Music puns that slap - Each Rock Pot features clever wordplay that bridges music and plants. It's humor you can display
• Fake succulent included - Arrives with a faux succulent pre-planted in a decorative rock bed. Zero maintenance, maximum style, infinite shelf life
• Real plant ready - Got a green thumb? Just pop out the artificial succulent and rock filler to reveal a drainage hole and removable bamboo base tray. Real plant conversion takes 30 seconds flat
• Petite ceramic perfection - 3.1"W x 2"H pot that fits anywhere you need a little personality
• Gift-ready humor - Perfect for music fans, pun lovers, and anyone who's killed one too many plants. Low commitment, high impact

Handmade by Shittay Day Designs. Succulent may be different than shown, they are randomly chosen for each pot. Rock bed pebble colors/ size may vary.