Your desk called. It wants a personality

Let's be real—working from home means nobody can judge your desk décor except your cat, and frankly, Mr. Whiskers has seen worse. Because sometimes you need a coffee mug that perfectly captures your Monday mood, a mousepad that makes you snort-laugh during spreadsheet hell, or a notebook that eloquently tells the world exactly how you feel about that 5pm "quick connect". This is your carefully curated collection of smile inducing, funny, often inappropriate, delightfully sarcastic, and unapologetically NSFW office essentials that say what we're all thinking but can't say on Zoom.

Perfect for:

  • People who've muted themselves to scream into the void
  • Anyone who's ever wanted to throw their laptop out a window (but settled for passive-aggressive desk accessories instead)
  • Gifting to coworkers who appreciate humor darker than their coffee
  • Reminding yourself that if you don't laugh, you'll cry

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  • MY LAST F*CK POCKET JAR Funny Novelty Gift

    MY LAST F*CK POCKET JAR Funny Novelty Gift

    MY LAST F*CK POCKET JAR Funny Novelty Gift

    $5.50
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  • STRUGGLE BUS FUNNY ZIPPER POUCH

    STRUGGLE BUS FUNNY ZIPPER POUCH

    STRUGGLE BUS FUNNY ZIPPER POUCH

    $16.50
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  • FEELIN' FERAL FUNNY SARCASTIC RACCOON STICKY NOTE PAD

    FEELIN' FERAL FUNNY SARCASTIC RACCOON STICKY NOTE PAD

    FEELIN' FERAL FUNNY SARCASTIC RACCOON STICKY NOTE PAD

    $4.50
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  • I WILL NOT HOLD MY HORSES FUNNY SARCASTIC COWBOY STICKY NOTE PAD

    I WILL NOT HOLD MY HORSES FUNNY SARCASTIC COWBOY STICKY NOTE PAD

  • EVIL PLANS FUNNY SARCASTIC STICKY NOTE PAD

    EVIL PLANS FUNNY SARCASTIC STICKY NOTE PAD

    EVIL PLANS FUNNY SARCASTIC STICKY NOTE PAD

    $4.50
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  • BAD IDEAS CUTE FUNNY WIRE BOUND JOURNAL

    BAD IDEAS CUTE FUNNY WIRE BOUND JOURNAL

    BAD IDEAS CUTE FUNNY WIRE BOUND JOURNAL

    $15.99
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  • VOODOO DOLL FUNNY SARCASTIC WIRE BOUND LINED JOURNAL

    VOODOO DOLL FUNNY SARCASTIC WIRE BOUND LINED JOURNAL

    VOODOO DOLL FUNNY SARCASTIC WIRE BOUND LINED JOURNAL

    $15.99
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