'I CAN'T HEAR YOU' EYEGLASSES HOLDER, CONVENIENT, FOR DESK, NIGHTSTAND, COUNTER

Sorry. Can't Hear You. Glasses Are Off. The Official Signal You Are Off The Clock 👓✋

The glasses come off and suddenly? Selective hearing kicks in. The to-do list? Didn't catch it. The question you didn't want to answer? Completely missed it. The unsolicited advice? Gone. This holder is where your glasses go when you are officially done — and where they'll be waiting when you decide to tune back in. No rush.

Ideal Placement:

• Your nightstand — glasses off, world off, goodnight
• Your desk — for when the meeting could have been an email
• Your couch side table — TV on, glasses off, conversation over
• As a gift — for anyone who has mastered the art of not hearing what they don't want to hear

The Details:

• Size: 4.53" x 3.15" x 4.72"
• Fits most standard size eyeglasses
• Leather-like exterior with attached non-slip base
• Vinyl lettering
• Plush synthetic lining for protection
• Available in multiple colors — pick the one that best says "do not disturb"

Hand-embellished by Shittay Day Designs — slight variations are part of the charm. We tried to tell you, but apparently you couldn't hear us.