Your desk called. It wants a personality

Let's be real—working from home means nobody can judge your desk décor except your cat, and frankly, Mr. Whiskers has seen worse. Because sometimes you need a coffee mug that perfectly captures your Monday mood, a mousepad that makes you snort-laugh during spreadsheet hell, or a notebook that eloquently tells the world exactly how you feel about that 5pm "quick connect". This is your carefully curated collection of smile inducing, funny, often inappropriate, delightfully sarcastic, and unapologetically NSFW office essentials that say what we're all thinking but can't say on Zoom.

Perfect for:

  • People who've muted themselves to scream into the void
  • Anyone who's ever wanted to throw their laptop out a window (but settled for passive-aggressive desk accessories instead)
  • Gifting to coworkers who appreciate humor darker than their coffee
  • Reminding yourself that if you don't laugh, you'll cry

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  • F*CK IT SARCASTIC SWEARY WIRE BOUND JOURNAL

    F*CK IT SARCASTIC SWEARY WIRE BOUND JOURNAL

    F*CK IT SARCASTIC SWEARY WIRE BOUND JOURNAL

    $15.99
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  • SPOOKY HAUNTED HOUSE SEASONAL MOUSE PAD

    SPOOKY HAUNTED HOUSE SEASONAL MOUSE PAD

    SPOOKY HAUNTED HOUSE SEASONAL MOUSE PAD

    $9.99
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  • DISCO BALL MOUSE PAD

    DISCO BALL MOUSE PAD

    DISCO BALL MOUSE PAD

    $9.99
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  • F*CK IT FUNNY SWEARY MOUSE PAD

    F*CK IT FUNNY SWEARY MOUSE PAD

    F*CK IT FUNNY SWEARY MOUSE PAD

    $9.99
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  • BAD IDEAS FUNNY MAGNETIC NOTEPAD WITH MAGNET OPTION

    BAD IDEAS FUNNY MAGNETIC NOTEPAD WITH MAGNET OPTION

    BAD IDEAS FUNNY MAGNETIC NOTEPAD WITH MAGNET OPTION

    $7.99
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  • KISS MY CLASS GOODBYE GRAD 2026 WIRE BOUND JOURNAL

    KISS MY CLASS GOODBYE GRAD 2026 WIRE BOUND JOURNAL

    KISS MY CLASS GOODBYE GRAD 2026 WIRE BOUND JOURNAL

    $12.99
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  • GRAD 2026 CONGRATS WIRE BOUND JOURNAL

    GRAD 2026 CONGRATS WIRE BOUND JOURNAL

    GRAD 2026 CONGRATS WIRE BOUND JOURNAL

    $12.99
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  • LET THAT SH*T GO SASSY AND SWEARY WIRE BOUND JOURNAL

    LET THAT SH*T GO SASSY AND SWEARY WIRE BOUND JOURNAL

    LET THAT SH*T GO SASSY AND SWEARY WIRE BOUND JOURNAL

    $15.99
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  • BALANCE BOLD AND SASSY WIRE BOUND JOURNAL

    BALANCE BOLD AND SASSY WIRE BOUND JOURNAL

    BALANCE BOLD AND SASSY WIRE BOUND JOURNAL

    $15.99
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  • CALL YOUR MOM - FUNNY KALEIDOSCOPE MOUSE PAD

    CALL YOUR MOM - FUNNY KALEIDOSCOPE MOUSE PAD

    CALL YOUR MOM - FUNNY KALEIDOSCOPE MOUSE PAD

    $9.99
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  • WHAT FRESH HELL AWAITS ME TODAY? FUNNY SARCASTIC MOUSE PAD

    WHAT FRESH HELL AWAITS ME TODAY? FUNNY SARCASTIC MOUSE PAD

    WHAT FRESH HELL AWAITS ME TODAY? FUNNY SARCASTIC MOUSE PAD

    $9.99
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  • SPREADING F*CKERY LIKE JAM ON TOAST FUNNY SWEARY MOUSE PAD

    SPREADING F*CKERY LIKE JAM ON TOAST FUNNY SWEARY MOUSE PAD

    SPREADING F*CKERY LIKE JAM ON TOAST FUNNY SWEARY MOUSE PAD

    $9.99
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  • HOMEBODY MOUSE PAD

    HOMEBODY MOUSE PAD

    HOMEBODY MOUSE PAD

    $9.99
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  • F*CKTOSE INTOLERANT SARCASTIC SWEARY WIRE BOUND JOURNAL

    F*CKTOSE INTOLERANT SARCASTIC SWEARY WIRE BOUND JOURNAL

    F*CKTOSE INTOLERANT SARCASTIC SWEARY WIRE BOUND JOURNAL

    $15.99
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  • HOLY COW CUTE SILLY WIRE BOUND JOURNAL

    HOLY COW CUTE SILLY WIRE BOUND JOURNAL

    HOLY COW CUTE SILLY WIRE BOUND JOURNAL

    $15.99
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  • WELL BLESS YOUR LITTLE HEART CUTE SNARKY WIRE BOUND JOURNAL

    WELL BLESS YOUR LITTLE HEART CUTE SNARKY WIRE BOUND JOURNAL

    WELL BLESS YOUR LITTLE HEART CUTE SNARKY WIRE BOUND JOURNAL

    $15.99
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  • DUMPSTER FIRE GEL PEN FUNNY SARCASTIC JOTTER 4 PACK SET

    DUMPSTER FIRE GEL PEN FUNNY SARCASTIC JOTTER 4 PACK SET

    DUMPSTER FIRE GEL PEN FUNNY SARCASTIC JOTTER 4 PACK SET

    $12.00
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  • WHAT A SH*T SHOW GEL JOTTER PENS FUNNY SWEARY SARCASTIC

    WHAT A SH*T SHOW GEL JOTTER PENS FUNNY SWEARY SARCASTIC

    WHAT A SH*T SHOW GEL JOTTER PENS FUNNY SWEARY SARCASTIC

    $12.00
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  • DJ KITTY FUNNY CUTE WIRE BOUND JOURNAL

    DJ KITTY FUNNY CUTE WIRE BOUND JOURNAL

    DJ KITTY FUNNY CUTE WIRE BOUND JOURNAL

    $15.99
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  • I DO A LITTLE THING CALLED WHAT THE F*CK I WANT SASSY FUNNY WIRE BOUND JOURNAL

    I DO A LITTLE THING CALLED WHAT THE F*CK I WANT SASSY FUNNY WIRE BOUND JOURNAL

  • CUPIDS GOT JOKES FUNNY SARCASTIC WIRE BOUND JOURNAL

    CUPIDS GOT JOKES FUNNY SARCASTIC WIRE BOUND JOURNAL

    CUPIDS GOT JOKES FUNNY SARCASTIC WIRE BOUND JOURNAL

    $15.99
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  • 'FIERCE' CUTE FUNNY WIRE BOUND JOURNAL

    'FIERCE' CUTE FUNNY WIRE BOUND JOURNAL

    'FIERCE' CUTE FUNNY WIRE BOUND JOURNAL

    $15.99
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  • NOTES & SH*T FUNNY SARCASTIC WIRE BOUND JOURNAL

    NOTES & SH*T FUNNY SARCASTIC WIRE BOUND JOURNAL

    NOTES & SH*T FUNNY SARCASTIC WIRE BOUND JOURNAL

    $15.99
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  • FLYING F*CK FOAM GLIDER Novelty Toy Funny Gag Gift

    FLYING F*CK FOAM GLIDER Novelty Toy Funny Gag Gift

    FLYING F*CK FOAM GLIDER Novelty Toy Funny Gag Gift

    $6.50
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