SANTA - YOU AIN'T GETTING SH*T | CARDCOR™ GREETINGS (CARD+DECOR)

Santa's Naughty List Just Got Real. 🎅

Forget coal — this year Santa's bringing the TRUTH. Jolly old St. Nick has a brutally honest message: "HO-HO-HO, YOU AIN'T GETTING SH*T."

Perfect for your friend who's been extra naughty this year (and knows it), anyone who appreciates dark holiday humor, that family member who always asks what they're getting for Christmas, or stocking stuffers that'll make everyone laugh (or gasp).

This isn't your grandma's Christmas card — unless your grandma has a wicked sense of humor.

Signs of Trouble — for the ones who know exactly what they did.

Why Cardcor?

• It's a card, personalized your way — add your own message on the back, write it yourself, or let us type it. Arrives gift-ready in a card envelope.
• It's decor — aluminum construction, display-ready design, built to last
  • Magnet backing included — stick it on any magnetic surface instantly
  • Cardboard easel stand included — prop it on a desk, shelf, or counter right out of the envelope
  • Upgrade to a metal easel stand — sleek black metal for a more polished, permanent display (available as an add-on)
• It's a keepsake — no more guilt-tossing. This one sticks around.
• It's got personality — bold, witty, and unapologetically Shittay Day

Handmade by Shittay Day Designs. (Note: The swear word will NOT be blurred on the final product — we keep it real.) 🖤

Find your sign. Give something worth keeping.