NOT TODAY, SATAN CERAMIC COASTER

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Some days the universe tests you. Other days? You just tell it "Not today, Satan," and honestly, that's all the energy you need.

This coaster is for those moments when you're drawing a hard line in the sand. Whether you're shutting down drama, declining nonsense, or just protecting your peace, this coaster's got your back (and your table).

Protects your surfaces while you protect your boundaries. Because some days you're just not having it, and that's perfectly fine.

Explore our additional Inner Voice Coasters to complete your collection, or consider gifting for the perfect way to say I see you, and don't forget to add your personal gift message at check out.

Specs:

• 4" square ceramic coaster
• Vibrant, fade-resistant design
• Cork backing (let it dry completely after washing before use)
• Hand wash only – this level of boundary-setting requires gentle care

🎨 Handmade with love (and a little bit of attitude) by Shittay Day Designs. Any slight variations just make it uniquely yours – like your personality, but in coaster form. Ceramic blanks made in China, sass added in-house.