Teal pocket tote with design text 'My Emotional Baggage, who am I kidding, it would never fit', a multicolor retro stripe, and orange starbursts. Merchandised on an light blue background.

MY EMOTIONAL BAGGAGE - 100% COTTON CANVAS POCKET TOTE-SEA FOAM GREEN

$23.99 USD
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Teal pocket tote with design text 'My Emotional Baggage, who am I kidding, it would never fit', a multicolor retro stripe, and orange starbursts. Merchandised on an light blue background.
  • Teal pocket tote with design text 'My Emotional Baggage, who am I kidding, it would never fit', a multicolor retro stripe, and orange starbursts. Merchandised on an light blue background.
  • Teal pocket tote close up of design with 'My Emotional Baggage, who am I kidding, it would never fit' text a multicolor retro stripes, and three orange starbursts. Merchandised on an light blue background.
  • Teal pocket tote with design text 'My Emotional Baggage, who am I kidding, it would never fit', a multicolor retro stripe, and orange starbursts. Merchandised on an light blue background.
  • Teal pocket tote with design text 'My Emotional Baggage, who am I kidding, it would never fit', a multicolor retro stripe, and orange starbursts. Merchandised on an light blue background.
  • Teal pocket tote close up of design with 'My Emotional Baggage, who am I kidding, it would never fit' text a multicolor retro stripes, and three orange starbursts. Merchandised on an light blue background.
  • Teal pocket tote with design text 'My Emotional Baggage, who am I kidding, it would never fit', a multicolor retro stripe, and orange starbursts. Merchandised on an light blue background.
MY EMOTIONAL BAGGAGE - 100% COTTON CANVAS POCKET TOTE-SEA FOAM GREEN

MY EMOTIONAL BAGGAGE - 100% COTTON CANVAS POCKET TOTE-SEA FOAM GREEN

$23.99 USD
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Finally, a bag big enough for all your issues. JK—They would NOT all fit in here, silly.

Our "My Emotional Baggage" cotton canvas tote is for everyone who's fully aware their life is a beautiful disaster and has made peace with it. Featuring bold retro typography, with a perfectly placed reality check in smaller print below. Because self-awareness is the first step to... well, still carrying all that baggage around, just with better style.

Whether you're running errands while internally screaming, heading to therapy (again), or just embracing the beautiful shit show that is your life, this tote is your spirit animal. Perfect for the self-aware hot mess, the "I'm doing my best" crowd, and anyone who's stopped pretending they have it all together.

Spoiler alert: None of us do. At least you're honest about it.

Why you'll love this self-aware disaster carry-all:

  • Premium medium-weight pigment-dyed gusseted 100% cotton canvas with reinforced stitching—built to survive your chaos
  • Roomy 18.7" L x 4.2" W x 11.7" H size—fits your laptop, snacks, and approximately 3% of your unresolved issues
  • Long 24" handles for comfortable shoulder carrying (you're already lugging around enough emotional weight, might as well make the physical stuff easier)
  • Sizable exterior pocket 7.5" W x 8" H for quick access to your phone, wine opener, or whatever gets you through the day
  • Retro design with brutally honest fine print—because if you're gonna be a mess, might as well own it with style

Handmade by Shittay Day Designs, Made in USA

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