Natural crystal carved tombstone reading “Here lies my last F*CK,” small dark-humor shelf and desk decor.

HERE LIES MY LAST F*CK, NATURAL CRYSTAL CARVED TOMBSTONES

$15.99 USD
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Natural crystal carved tombstone reading “Here lies my last F*CK,” small dark-humor shelf and desk decor.

HERE LIES MY LAST F*CK, NATURAL CRYSTAL CARVED TOMBSTONES

$15.99 USD
Sale price  $15.99 USD Regular price 
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Congratulations, you’ve officially reached the end of your f*ck supply. This tiny crystal tombstone is a formal memorial for your patience, your politeness, and the last f*ck you had left to give.

Small enough for a shelf, desk, nightstand, or gift box, it takes up almost no space while making a very clear announcement: you are done here. Each one is a random pull natural crystal so the color, markings, and natural imperfections will vary.

Why you'll love it:

  • Natural crystal carved tombstone with a sweary message
  • Approximately 6 cm tall
  • Approximately 90–100 grams
  • Small shelf, desk, or dark-humor gift decor

A tiny memorial for your final f*ck, selected with love by Shittay Day Designs. Each carving is unique, with natural variations and imperfections that make it one of a kind.

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HERE LIES MY LAST F*CK, NATURAL CRYSTAL CARVED TOMBSTONES

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