HAPPY BIRTHDAY, YOU DON'T LOOK A DAY OVER FINE AS F*CK | CARDCOR™ GREETINGS (CARD+DECOR)

Age is just a number. Fine as f*ck, however, is a lifestyle.

This card tells the birthday honoree exactly what they need to hear: that they are, objectively, thriving. Glowing. Aging like a premium bottle of something expensive. This isn't just a birthday card — it's a declaration. A vibe. A whole moment.

Signs of a Good Time

Because some occasions deserve to be celebrated loudly, unapologetically, and with maximum flair.

Why Cardcor?

• It's a card, personalized your way — add your own message on the back, write it yourself, or let us type it. Arrives gift-ready in a card envelope.
• It's decor — aluminum construction, display-ready design, built to last
  • Magnet backing included — stick it on any magnetic surface instantly
  • Cardboard easel stand included — prop it on a desk, shelf, or counter right out of the envelope
  • Upgrade to a metal easel stand — sleek black metal for a more polished, permanent display (available as an add-on)
• It's a keepsake — no more guilt-tossing. This one sticks around.
• It's got personality — bold, witty, and unapologetically Shittay Day

Handmade by Shittay Day Designs. The swear word will NOT be blurred on the final product — we keep it real. 🖤