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Featuring a bold swirl pattern that screams \"BACK OFF\" in the a giggle worthy way, this tag makes your bag impossible to miss and even harder to mistake for someone else's.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"_p_nvzmr_104\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWhether you're a frequent flyer with trust issues, a casual traveler who's had one too many bag-swap incidents, or just someone who enjoys aggressively labeling their belongings, this tag gets it.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"_p_nvzmr_104\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBright, bold, and unapologetically possessive—it's called boundaries.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"_p_nvzmr_104\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWhy you'll love this beautifully territorial travel essential:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"_ul_nvzmr_140\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEye-catching design\u003c\/strong\u003e in orange\/blue—your bag will stand out like a beacon of \"don't even think about it\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDual Purpose\u003c\/strong\u003e - \u003cstrong\u003eMakes a great gift card holder!\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e4.13\" x 2.76\" size\u003c\/strong\u003e—big enough to spot from across the carousel\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFront design with back ID card pocket\u003c\/strong\u003e—functional AND sassy\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eComes with both black plastic strap AND leather buckle loop\u003c\/strong\u003e—because options matter\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTwo color combinations available\u003c\/strong\u003e—pick your favorite flavor of \"mine\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"_p_nvzmr_104\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHandmade with care by Shittay Day Designs. \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eSlight variations add to the unique charm. Tags are made of premium PU faux leather and a healthy dose of territorial energy. 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It's the perfect accessory for anyone whose personality is too colorful for boring beige tags and whose luggage should make a statement before they even open their mouth.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"_p_nvzmr_104\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eEach tag features a one-of-a-kind hydro tie dye pattern, because mass production is for people without taste. No two tags are exactly alike—just like your travel stories and your questionable airport outfit choices.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"_p_nvzmr_104\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWhy you'll love this psychedelically practical travel essential:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"_ul_nvzmr_140\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eUnique hydro tie dye design\u003c\/strong\u003e—literally one-of-a-kind, so your bag is as special as you think you are\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDual Purpose\u003c\/strong\u003e - \u003cstrong\u003eMakes a great gift card holder!\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e4.13\" x 2.76\" size\u003c\/strong\u003e—compact enough for your luggage, loud enough to spot from three carousels away\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eVibrant swirl patterns\u003c\/strong\u003e—easy to spot and turns baggage claim into your personal art gallery\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFront design with back ID card pocket\u003c\/strong\u003e—so your groovy bag can find its way back to you\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eComes with both black plastic strap AND leather buckle loop\u003c\/strong\u003e—attachment options for free spirits and organized planners alike\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"_p_nvzmr_104\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHandmade with care by Shittay Day Designs. 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It's the perfect accessory for anyone whose out-of-office message is permanently set to \"Gone to the beach, don't wait up.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"_p_nvzmr_104\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWhy you'll love this hilariously sunny travel essential:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"_ul_nvzmr_140\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e4.13\" x 2.76\" size\u003c\/strong\u003e—compact enough for your luggage, vibrant enough to match your vacation energy\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDual Purpose\u003c\/strong\u003e - \u003cstrong\u003eMakes a great gift card holder!\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFun tropical design\u003c\/strong\u003e— makes your suitcase stand out by screaming \"I'm headed somewhere with better weather than this\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFront design with back ID card pocket\u003c\/strong\u003e—so your bag can find you at the tiki bar\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eComes with both black plastic strap AND leather buckle loop\u003c\/strong\u003e—attachment options for every island-hopping adventure\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"_p_nvzmr_104\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHandmade with care by Shittay Day Designs. 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It's the perfect accessory for anyone whose suitcase is a metaphor and whose carry-on comes with emotional weight limits.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"_p_nvzmr_104\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWhy you'll love this hilariously bold travel essential:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"_ul_nvzmr_140\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCheeky \"You can't handle my baggage\" messaging\u003c\/strong\u003e—a fair warning to fellow travelers and potential romantic interests\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDual Purpose\u003c\/strong\u003e - \u003cstrong\u003eMakes a great gift card holder!\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e4.13\" x 2.76\" size\u003c\/strong\u003e—compact enough for your luggage, bold enough to set boundaries\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBold multi-color swirl print\u003c\/strong\u003e—easy to spot and as complex and layered as your backstory\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFront design with back ID card pocket\u003c\/strong\u003e—because identifying your baggage is easier than unpacking it\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eComes with both black plastic strap AND leather buckle loop\u003c\/strong\u003e—attachment options for commitment-phobes and over-packers alike\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"_p_nvzmr_104\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHandmade with care by Shittay Day Designs. 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