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You've discovered the magic words that solve approximately 87% of life's problems.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis coaster is for those glorious moments when you're done deliberating, done stressing, and ready to just let the universe figure it out. Whether you're embracing spontaneity, releasing control, or just deciding that some things aren't worth the mental real estate they're demanding, this coaster's got your back (and your table).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eProtects your surfaces while you protect your sanity. Because sometimes the best decision is to stop deciding, throw your hands up, and just say \"fuck it.\" Liberating, isn't it?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eExplore our additional\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca title=\"Inner Voice Coasters\" href=\"https:\/\/admin.shopify.com\/collections\/inner-voice-collection\"\u003eInner Voice Coasters\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eto complete your collection, or consider gifting for the perfect way to say\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem\u003eI see you\u003c\/em\u003e, and don't forget to add your personal gift message at check out.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSpecs:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e4\" square ceramic coaster\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eVibrant, fade-resistant design\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCork backing (let it dry completely after washing before use)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHand wash only – this level of carefree attitude requires gentle care\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e🎨\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHandmade with love (and a little bit of attitude) by Shittay Day Designs.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eAny slight variations just make it uniquely yours – like your personality, but in coaster form. 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Whether you're the friend everyone calls with news, the one who always knows what's happening before anyone else, or just someone who appreciates a good story with all the juicy details, this coaster's got your back (and your table).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eProtects your surfaces while you sip your beverage and collect all the tea. Because life's too short for boring conversations, and you're here for every spicy detail.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eExplore our additional\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca title=\"Inner Voice Coasters\" href=\"https:\/\/admin.shopify.com\/collections\/inner-voice-collection\"\u003eInner Voice Coasters\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eto complete your collection, or consider gifting for the perfect way to say\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem\u003eI see you\u003c\/em\u003e, and don't forget to add your personal gift message at check out.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSpecs:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e4\" square ceramic coaster\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eVibrant, fade-resistant design\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCork backing (let it dry completely after washing before use)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHand wash only – this level of gossip expertise requires gentle care\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e🎨\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHandmade with love (and a little bit of attitude) by Shittay Day Designs.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eAny slight variations just make it uniquely yours – like your personality, but in coaster form. 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You make memories, and honestly, the best stories never start with \"So I played it safe.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis coaster is for those who know that sometimes the worst ideas make for the best stories. Whether you're the friend who's always down for an adventure, the one who never says no to spontaneous plans, or just someone who believes life's too short for boring decisions, this coaster's got your back (and your table).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eProtects your surfaces while you plan your next questionable adventure. Because the stories you'll tell for years? They all started with someone saying \"This is a terrible idea.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eExplore our additional\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca title=\"Inner Voice Coasters\" href=\"https:\/\/admin.shopify.com\/collections\/inner-voice-collection\"\u003eInner Voice Coasters\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eto complete your collection, or consider gifting for the perfect way to say\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem\u003eI see you\u003c\/em\u003e, and don't forget to add your personal gift message at check out.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSpecs:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e4\" square ceramic coaster\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eVibrant, fade-resistant design\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCork backing (let it dry completely after washing before use)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHand wash only – this level of adventure requires gentle care\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e🎨\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHandmade with love (and a little bit of attitude) by Shittay Day Designs.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eAny slight variations just make it uniquely yours – like your personality, but in coaster form. 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Whether you're fueling the group chat drama, dropping truth bombs at brunch, or just casually creating mayhem wherever you go, this coaster's got your back (and your table).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eProtects your surfaces while you protect your right to stir the pot. Because someone's gotta do it, and it might as well be you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eExplore our additional\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca title=\"Inner Voice Coasters\" href=\"https:\/\/admin.shopify.com\/collections\/inner-voice-collection\"\u003eInner Voice Coasters\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eto complete your collection, or consider gifting for the perfect way to say\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem\u003eI see you\u003c\/em\u003e, and don't forget to add your personal gift message at check out.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePrefer to keep it clean? Check out the\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003enon-sweary version\u003c\/strong\u003e: \"Stirring Stuff Up\" – same energy, less profanity.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSpecs:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e4\" square ceramic coaster\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eVibrant, fade-resistant design\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCork backing (let it dry completely after washing before use)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHand wash only – this level of chaos requires gentle care\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e🎨\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHandmade with love (and a little bit of attitude) by Shittay Day Designs.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eAny slight variations just make it uniquely yours – like your personality, but in coaster form. Ceramic blanks made in China, sass added in-house.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Shittay Day Designs","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51533141016760,"sku":"SD25-IVC-1004-SSU-1","price":6.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0887\/6785\/6824\/files\/Stirring_Shit_Up_Ceramic_Coaster_Inner_Voice_Colection_Retro_Vibe-Blurred_For_Web.png?v=1767723859"},{"product_id":"i-am-not-fucking-willy-wonka-ceramic-coaster","title":"I DO NOT SUGARCOAT SH*T CERAMIC COASTER","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eADD 4 OR MORE COASTERS TO YOUR CART AND RECEIVE AN AUTOMATIC 10% BUNDLE DISCOUNT AND A FREE COASTER HOLDER\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSome people wrap the truth in bubble wrap and ribbons. You? You serve it straight up, no chaser.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis coaster is for those who believe honesty is the best policy – even when it stings. Whether you're delivering hard truths at the office or keeping your friends grounded in reality, this coaster's got your back (and your table).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eProtects your surfaces while you protect the truth. Because someone's gotta keep it real, and it might as well be you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eExplore our additional\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca title=\"Inner Voice Coasters\" href=\"https:\/\/admin.shopify.com\/collections\/inner-voice-collection\"\u003eInner Voice Coasters\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eto complete your collection, or consider gifting for the perfect way to say\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem\u003eI see you\u003c\/em\u003e, and don't forget to add your personal gift message at check out.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePrefer to keep it clean? Check out the\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003enon-sweary version\u003c\/strong\u003e: \"I Am Not Willy Wonka, I Do Not Sugarcoat Stuff\" – same energy, less profanity.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSpecs:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e4\" square ceramic coaster\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eVibrant, fade-resistant design\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCork backing (let it dry completely after washing before use)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHand wash only – this level of honesty requires gentle care\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e🎨\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHandmade with love (and a little bit of attitude) by Shittay Day Designs.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eAny slight variations just make it uniquely yours – like your personality, but in coaster form. Ceramic blanks made in China, sass added in-house.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Shittay Day Designs","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51533166543032,"sku":"SD25-IVC-1005-NWW-1","price":6.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0887\/6785\/6824\/files\/I_Do_Not_Sugarcoat_Shit_Ceramic_Coaster_Inner_Voice_Collection_Retro_Vibe_Blurred.png?v=1759422589"},{"product_id":"no-fucks-to-give-ceramic-coaster","title":"NONE TO GIVE CERAMIC COASTER","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eADD 4 OR MORE COASTERS TO YOUR CART AND RECEIVE AN AUTOMATIC 10% BUNDLE DISCOUNT AND A FREE COASTER HOLDER\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSome people carefully ration their fucks. You? You ran out years ago, and honestly, life's been better ever since.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis coaster is for those who've officially depleted their supply and have zero plans to restock. Whether you're done with drama, over the nonsense, or just living your best unbothered life, this coaster's got your back (and your table).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eProtects your surfaces while you protect your peace. Because when your fuck supply hits zero, that's when the real freedom begins.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eExplore our additional\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca title=\"Inner Voice Coasters\" href=\"https:\/\/admin.shopify.com\/collections\/inner-voice-collection\"\u003eInner Voice Coasters\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eto complete your collection, or consider gifting for the perfect way to say\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem\u003eI see you\u003c\/em\u003e, and don't forget to add your personal gift message at check out.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSpecs:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e4\" square ceramic coaster\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eVibrant, fade-resistant design\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCork backing (let it dry completely after washing before use)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHand wash only – this level of unbothered requires gentle care\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e🎨\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHandmade with love (and a little bit of attitude) by Shittay Day Designs.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eAny slight variations just make it uniquely yours – like your personality, but in coaster form. Ceramic blanks made in China, sass added in-house.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Shittay Day Designs","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51518360420536,"sku":"SD25-IVC-1006-NFTG","price":6.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0887\/6785\/6824\/files\/No_F_CKS_To_Give_Ceramic_Coaster_Inner_Voice_Collection_Retro_Vibe_Blurredne_To_Give_Coaster_upright_web_blurred.png?v=1759422534"},{"product_id":"i-seized-the-wrong-damn-day-ceramic-coaster","title":"I SEIZED THE WRONG DAMN DAY CERAMIC COASTER","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eADD 4 OR MORE COASTERS TO YOUR CART AND RECEIVE AN AUTOMATIC 10% BUNDLE DISCOUNT AND A FREE COASTER HOLDER\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSome days you wake up ready to conquer the world. Other days? You accidentally seize the wrong damn day and nothing goes as planned.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis coaster is for those days when everything goes sideways despite your best intentions. Whether you're rolling with the punches or just trying to make it to bedtime, this coaster's got your back (and your table).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eProtects your surfaces while you navigate life's unexpected detours. Because we've all been there, and sometimes the best thing you can do is laugh at life's little mishaps and keep going.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eExplore our additional\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca title=\"Inner Voice Coasters\" href=\"https:\/\/admin.shopify.com\/collections\/inner-voice-collection\"\u003eInner Voice Coasters\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eto complete your collection, or consider gifting for the perfect way to say\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem\u003eI see you\u003c\/em\u003e, and don't forget to add your personal gift message at check out.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePrefer to keep it clean? Check out the\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003enon-sweary version\u003c\/strong\u003e: \"I Seized the Wrong Dang Day\" – same energy, less profanity.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSpecs:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e4\" square ceramic coaster\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eVibrant, fade-resistant design\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCork backing (let it dry completely after washing before use)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHand wash only – this level of relatable chaos requires gentle care\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e🎨\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHandmade with love (and a little bit of attitude) by Shittay Day Designs.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eAny slight variations just make it uniquely yours – like your personality, but in coaster form. 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